You work out of a Hotel?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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