Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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