i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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