I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
