maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she pinky promised me she was 18
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
