so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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