is your mom at the bar?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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