And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i out mim tonsoeep
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