loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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