I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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