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he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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