best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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