Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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