Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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