"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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