do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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