Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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