i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
