we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
we're so committed to being not committed
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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