...so i touched it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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