How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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