This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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