Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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