I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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