I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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