I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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