scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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