? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This is my gift to your gina
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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