none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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