when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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