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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god

(202): View more from Washington, DC

you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary

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(480): View more from Arizona

gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3

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(438): View more from Quebec

gladiator or hannah montana?

(514): View more from Quebec

This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th

(905): View more from Ontario

That's the best thing I've heard all week.

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(817): View more from Texas

I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?

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