At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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