dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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