With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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