I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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