You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I wish there were birth control emojis
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
