Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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