I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
foreskin is a definite game changer
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
