So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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