.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Princesses don't give blow jobs
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We have started to decorate penises.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
