what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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