It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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