She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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