WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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