it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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