Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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