lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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