Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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