i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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