You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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