She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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