Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo

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With himself

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(518): View more from New York

I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty

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(705): View more from Ontario

I love having hate sex.

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(323): View more from California

I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?

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(714): View more from California

the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house

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(216): View more from Ohio

Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out

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