and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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