**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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