how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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